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3 words to ruin a guys ego..is it in?? |
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I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked |
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left |
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In the event of an emergency landing why do the people in the pamflet look so calm? |
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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing |
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If at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried |
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If you are drinking to forget, pay in advance |
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War does not determine who is right... but who is left |
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Next week there can't be any crisis. My schedule is full already |
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense |
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The funny thing about Common sense is that it's not very common |
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This isn't school! This is Hell with flourecent lighting |
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A clean dwelling place is the sign of a disturbed mind |
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Be The Change You Wish To See |
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All generalizations are false |
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