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When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose? |
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Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? |
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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people |
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Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question |
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I love work; it fascinates me; I can sit and watch it for hours |
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I avoid temptation unless I can't resist it |
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WaNnA PLaY ArMy?? ... Ok! SiT BaCk AnD i'LL BLoW ThE HeLL OuT oF YoU! |
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When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better |
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To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all life's problems |
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I'm more drunk than a three-legged chicken on a wet patch of ice! |
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Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone |
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but milk do? |
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If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them? |
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I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot |
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Trying is the first step towards failure |
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