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She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon |
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Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass |
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I never appoligize! I'm sorry, that's just not the way I am |
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Moblie phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest |
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Stupid statistics cost american companies 30 zillion dollars each year |
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Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics |
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Ass, Grass, or Gas: everybody's gotta pay |
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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man |
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They speak of my drinking but they never consider my thirst |
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We'd better get outta here, I think I hear one of those silent alarms |
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I don't like to repeat things, so listen carefully the first six times |
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Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! |
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I must confess, I was born at a very early age |
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I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup |
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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own |
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